The Boondock Saints

All things considered, the film fell far short of my expectations. I was expecting more gore, more violence, more action. The film practically works in that vein all the time. The characters don't spare the macho bullshit about exterminating the mafia and how they’re not messing around, and there are all of three such scenes. Likewise, when the bad guys pick up some uber-slasher from the prison to rip him one, the viewer is in for a hell of a shootout. And yet this takes place in such a way that the three characters are unable to properly shoot the opponent standing in front of them, who in turn is unable to take them down. In addition, the story is very strange, with a few absolutely incomprehensible interjections (Dafoe like fuck) and so on. Fortunately, the first half contains quite a few good lines, and Willie is really pouring it on. Otherwise, wasted potential. (2010-04-22)

Excellent stuff. A film full of blood, violence, shooting, killing, wisecracks, praying and great acting performances... What more could you ask for in an action film? Willem Dafoe gives such a brilliant performance that I would have given him four Oscars in a heartbeat, I really loved him here and I loved him literally!! One big ride. 100% (2015-02-07)

Two self-proclaimed angels of justice are crushed through the grinder of bland "post-Tarantino" dialogue, and it’s not helped by any attempt at a vigorous narrative style. Duffy sets up the whole situation very casually, without emphasis on the absurdity of the plot (one cat can't save it) and the comic hyperbole it draws from. The main duo is accurate, and so is Dafoe’s detective, but they all flounder in a situation that begins and ends with the opening sermon in the church. (2010-02-23)

This was a prime example of a treat. It’s such a shame that I never came across this film over the years because I really didn’t expect such a ride. Troy Duffy was a big unknown to me until now, but I now know he's a great director. He managed to create a film with minimal financial resources that boasts a charming lead duo, an amazing detective role by Dafoe (what he managed to portray, I truly didn't understand... I can only say bravo), and incredibly catchy Irish music, which really proves itself in films (like Kill the Irishman). The concept of removing bad people has likely appeared many times in history, but here it was handled in a refreshingly original way. Many might argue about the lack of action, but I disagree. It wasn’t that crucial (though the rope scene was definitely worth it, I can’t deny that). The film was primarily a perfect lesson in entertainment combined with the actors' impressive charisma, a smooth narrative, and spiced up with a few shootouts that even Tarantino would appreciate. It's just shy of five stars, but I might give it the highest score over time. 86%. (2017-11-21)

An inventive screenplay and direction from Duffy (the ingeniously written scene with the reconstruction of the shoot-out) that any would-be action director would have been proud of. Excellent acting performances both by the main two or the directing Willem Dafoe give the movie an inimitable atmosphere. I hope that Troy Duffy gets enough dough for part two so that the Saints can pull out all the stops again. And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris. Et Filii. Et Spiritus Sancti. (2009-05-20)