Don't Let Him In

Yeah, I wouldn’t like this English flick for anything in the world. By me for you know whom… (2011-08-08)

From the very beginning of the movie, it was clear to me that if I took a laxative, a lot of laxatives, and spent the whole night on the toilet, I would feel better. But I didn't want to sleep, I wanted to laugh, my friend persuaded me to watch the movie and so I turned on the television. The movie called Horror in the Forest is just irresistible. I really liked how everything looked so serious. The best character was the idiot Tristan, who looked like Rasputin after shaving. From the beginning, he acted like an idiot, one would say that he would be the only smart one in the whole movie. But he wasn't. The movie took such a brutal turn that it was impossible to predict what would happen the next minute. The people there acted so terribly that it couldn't be expected even if you had snorted cocaine before the movie. One girl watches as her friend kills someone and then begs her to let him in, into the house. She hesitates, saying she won't do it, then opens the door for him and he stabs her. That really fascinated me. The best part was how the first scene features a girl in her underwear. Well, could you resist a sweaty, dirty girl running through the forest in her underwear? And why she's running in her underwear is explained to us by the whole movie. Yeah, it was nice, but Tristan was the best. But the creators disappointed me by not giving him some Eastern European origin. He would have been suited to be a solid Romanian from the Carpathians. (2012-06-14)