Directed by:
James BusheScreenplay:
Richard Lee O'DonnellCinematography:
Gerard Giorgi-CollComposer:
Juan IglesiasCast:
Darren Sean Enright, Richard Lee O'Donnell, Zara Phythian, Mingus Johnston, Lee Charles, Alex Zane, Jon Vangdal Aamaas, Jessica-Jane Stafford, Phill Martin (more)Plots(1)
Ah, carpets! Those woolen or mohair rugs which welcome your bare feet so comfortably… It generates all kinds of fuzzy feelings, but of course, these things have to be sold as well. And apparently, business isn’t exactly booming with British carpet retailers. When Cupid Carpets (what’s in a name?) are given a new assignment, the manager jumps at it as a horny hound at a bitch in heat. Unsuspectingly he sends his team to a remote country house, the home of an amiable matron and her sons, all of whom are ugly as sin. They don’t receive a lot of visitors as they’re in the habit of literally throwing themselves at their guests. It takes a while before the carpet fitters put two and two together, but when they finally realize they’re dealing with degenerate man-eaters, the countdown has already started… (Brussels International Fantastic Film Festival)
(more)Cast
Darren Sean Enright
UK
Best movies:
Hooligans (2005)
Layer Cake (2004)
The Sweeney (2012)
Richard Lee O'Donnell
UK
Best movies:
Cannibals and Carpet Fitters (2017)
He Who Dares (2014)
Zara Phythian
Best movies:
Doctor Strange (2016)
Cannibals and Carpet Fitters (2017)
The Hike (2011)
Mingus Johnston
UK
Best movies:
uwantme2killhim? (2013)
Jack and the Giants (2013)
Schemers (2019)
Lee Charles
Best movies:
Avengement (2019)
Accident Man (2018)
One Shot (2021)
Alex Zane
UK
Best movies:
Cannibals and Carpet Fitters (2017)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
Jon Vangdal Aamaas
Best movies:
Cannibals and Carpet Fitters (2017)
Clownface (2019)
Jessica-Jane Stafford
UK
Best movies:
Doghouse (2009)
Cannibals and Carpet Fitters (2017)
I Am Vengeance: Retaliation (2020)
Phill Martin
Best movies:
The Northman (2022)
Jack and the Giants (2013)
Prometheus (2012)
Laura Jean Marsh
Best movies:
Rush (2013)
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Cannibals and Carpet Fitters (2017)