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Seasons(9) / Episodes(196)
Plots(1)
Walker, a martial artist, and his partner Trivette are Texas Rangers. They make it their business to battle crime in Dallas and all around the State of Texas. (official distributor synopsis)
Reviews (3)
Fun. Chuck kicks a robber in the head. Chuck kicks a gangster in the balls. Chuck plays baseball. Chuck flirts. Chuck kicks a robber in the balls. Chuck has a nice hat ... Exciting! You really have to try hard to find something this stupid. Almost every episode ends with the funniest and most inventive point: Chuck kicks X into Y. He should have kicked the screenwriter instead. Hard. Although... the role of the bearded uncle-moralizer is written precisely for him and his developed body. If anyone thinks that the "star of the series" is supposed to deliver a performance on the level of a teleshopping shot on a fitness machine... well, then they obviously think so.
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Oh, come on. I recently saw an episode where Chuck Norris fought a bunch of Nazis listening to Manowar and burning churches. So they burned down a church and everyone was very very unhappy, but for some reason neither Chuck nor Trivet (the obligatory token black guy on American TV shows) could get at them, even though the way the Nazis were moving they were wearing fascist jerseys and swastikas on their shoulders. The US is an incredibly democratic country. Fortunately, however, a famous country music star is passing through Chuck's neighborhood on tour (one who looks like a born pedophile), and he willingly disposes of all the money he makes from the concert in favor of rebuilding a Christian sanctuary. Everyone is so happy and before you know it the concert is underway. Everyone is laughing, Chuck is laughing, and they would all be smiling to death if not for the burning cross and a good four dozen Hitler Youth baseball bats blazing in front of the tent. Chuck tells the hero he's going to get help and disappears. Nobody thinks it's weird, so they start a dialogue with the leader of the far-right. The moment he gives the order to kill them all, Chuck bursts into the frame (I guess his phone didn't work) and together with Trivet, they demonstrate what the Holocaust is with their bare hands. Immediately afterwards, the three dudes kneel down in front of the burning cross and start praying with the others watching. The wind blows and there is not even a flame on the cross. Trivet says: "How can this be, Walker?" and Walker says to him: "You're asking the right man." The episode ends with a shot of the church cross.... AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THIS ONE A PASS? :-DDD
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1 star just for Chuck Norris. If it hadn’t been for him, definitely a “Boo!”
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